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29. We can’t go out in the same outfit! Go change!

The multi colored Leaguer looked with a mixture of embarrassment and regret the 4 mechanical dinosaurs, covered with green and magenta paint. Squeezing the bridge of his nose and shooking his head, he muttered -Please… This attempt to imitate me is pathetic…-

 


The cold spray cooled down the four hotheads and left them in a  shivering pile of tangled limbs. Now, instead of fighting, the mechs were desperately huddling together for warmth.

"C-c-cold!" Headdar chokes out, squishing Taildar, Abalar and Leggar against his body. "W-why d-d-didn’t you w-w-w-warn us that it’s g-g—going to b-be s-s-so c-c-c-cold?"

(aaaaaw)

-Sorry, but there is no hot water knob here- He sighed, closing the water and grabbing a sponge -Ok, now come one at a time that I will help to clean all traces of paint-

"AWWWWW MAAAAAAAN!" the pile of derps collectively groans. Now that they know that their "bath" is going to be freezing cold, they’re not fighting over their turns to get washed, but rather waiting for one of them to muster enough courage to go first. After much hesitation, Headdar decides to play fearless leader. Untangling himself from the messy pile, he bravely faces the Hose Of Doom.

"Let ‘er rip!" he exclaims, though his facial expression says "SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME!"

(Alu, they’re not dinosaurs. They’re just mechs with some dinosaur-like parts. However, they combine into a giant T-Rex when it’s time to kick ass. Here’s a picture of these derps. Headdar is purple and horny, Taildar is the light blue dude with a beak, Abalar is the one witha  face that looks slightly like a skull, and Leggar is the one with the yellow eyes )image

(well, I've never seen the show, so I do not have the slightest idea of how the characters are ;) )

-It’s not so cold- He sighed, opening again the water and making it splash by pressing his thumb on the nozzle -And you’re big and strong, you can not be afraid of some water!-

Now matter how big and strong he is, Headdar can’t help but let out an embarrassingly high pitched squeak when the cold water hits him. His three comrades visibly cringe.

-Such a baby…- Niji sighed, using the sponge on a large stain of paint on the purple leg.

"N-no I’m n-n-n-not!" Headdar exclaims indignantly, shivering like a frightened toddler.

-Yeah yeah… You’re not a baby.. I finished, who is next?- Niji said, patting gently on the purple mech’s aft with the sponge.

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29. We can’t go out in the same outfit! Go change!

The multi colored Leaguer looked with a mixture of embarrassment and regret the 4 mechanical dinosaurs, covered with green and magenta paint. Squeezing the bridge of his nose and shooking his head, he muttered -Please… This attempt to imitate me is pathetic…-

 

"Dude, chill, we’re not imitating you!" Headdar assured Niji, "We didn’t paint ourselves on purpose!"

"We were playing paintball." Abalar pipes in

"With Garzack." Leggar sighs, shaking his head and obviously regretting his actions.

"Worst. Idea. Ever." Taildar finishes.

-Paintball?- Raising an optic ridge, Niji leaned closer and wiped his hand on a patch of paint on the nearest dinosaur, Taildar -Yuck, the poorest paint on the market. You can not remain like this: I have a water hose in the backyard-

"YOU’RE GONNA HELP US GET THIS ICKY PAINT OFF? WOWEE, YOU SURE ARE A GREAT GUY!" the entire team hollers in unison

-Man, you guys are really noisy!- He covered his audio sensors, pointing with his helmet to follow him on the back of the shop.

"SORRY!" they yell out, following Niji to the back of the shop like a gaggle of geese.

(a gaggle of geese X°°°D )

Reached the back yard, Niji retrieved the water hose, along with some sponges and several packs of detergent -Ok, who is the first?-

Having heard Niji’s question, the dinosaur mechs act like mature and responsible adults and immediately start a big messy tussle over the chance to get washed first. Their mun prays to Eggplant God for your sanity, Niji!

The multi color Leaguer began to tap his foot on the ground, watching the unpleasant scene before him. Sighing, he pressed the hose under his feet, while opening up the water; the tube swelled dramatically, until Niji not freed the water directing it towards the four dinosaurs.

The cold spray cooled down the four hotheads and left them in a  shivering pile of tangled limbs. Now, instead of fighting, the mechs were desperately huddling together for warmth.

"C-c-cold!" Headdar chokes out, squishing Taildar, Abalar and Leggar against his body. "W-why d-d-didn’t you w-w-w-warn us that it’s g-g—going to b-be s-s-so c-c-c-cold?"

(aaaaaw)

-Sorry, but there is no hot water knob here- He sighed, closing the water and grabbing a sponge -Ok, now come one at a time that I will help to clean all traces of paint-

"AWWWWW MAAAAAAAN!" the pile of derps collectively groans. Now that they know that their "bath" is going to be freezing cold, they’re not fighting over their turns to get washed, but rather waiting for one of them to muster enough courage to go first. After much hesitation, Headdar decides to play fearless leader. Untangling himself from the messy pile, he bravely faces the Hose Of Doom.

"Let ‘er rip!" he exclaims, though his facial expression says "SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME!"

(Alu, they’re not dinosaurs. They’re just mechs with some dinosaur-like parts. However, they combine into a giant T-Rex when it’s time to kick ass. Here’s a picture of these derps. Headdar is purple and horny, Taildar is the light blue dude with a beak, Abalar is the one witha  face that looks slightly like a skull, and Leggar is the one with the yellow eyes )image

(well, I've never seen the show, so I do not have the slightest idea of how the characters are ;) )

-It’s not so cold- He sighed, opening again the water and making it splash by pressing his thumb on the nozzle -And you’re big and strong, you can not be afraid of some water!-

Now matter how big and strong he is, Headdar can’t help but let out an embarrassingly high pitched squeak when the cold water hits him. His three comrades visibly cringe.

-Such a baby…- Niji sighed, using the sponge on a large stain of paint on the purple leg.

Minty, Alu!

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Mind cutting your tattoo RP down?

Ops, sorry ^^’

*Somebody is knocking REALLY FUCKING HARD on the door of Niji's Leaguer Tatoo shop*

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-I’m coming, I’m coming! There’s no need to break down the door!- The multi colored Leaguer shouted, arriving at the door. But before opening, he wanted to make sure of who was on the other side -Who is it? Friend or foe?-


-Thanks for the compliments. In fact I am very proud of how I fixed this place, if I think that was previously an abandoned warehouse- Niji smiled with a slight blush on his cheek -So, did you already something in mind for the tattoo, except that it should strike fear in your enemies?- He asked to Drill Crasher, while he hooked the backpack with the airbrush on his back.

"Nah, no clue about that. Feel free to take creative liberty with the tattoo. I dunno, but I’ve got this gut feeling that’s telling me to trust ya. And I’m the kind of guy that believes in my gut feeling! So go ahead! Tat me and make it a good one!"

-Pfff, you’re a really strange and funny mech, you know?- Niji chuckled, bringing closer his chair for work -Your aft on the floor, then. Or I can’t reach your shoulder. And for the tattoo since you have those drills, how about a really, really angry bee?-

"Yes sir!" Drill grins, sitting down on the floor so that the Leaguer could have easier access to his shoulder. "A bee? Nah! When I fight, i don’t leave my guts inside my enemy’s body and then fuckin’ die afterwards! I leave my enemy’s guts outside of their body and then party hard! The Earth insect theme is cool tho. A human friend of mine told me about those badass mofos called "Japanese Giant Hornets”. Maybe one of those would do!”

-A wasp, mh?- Niji lit his visor, connected to the network, looking for a picture of that insect -Is even better than a simple bee! Ok, let’s begin, then. But do not start to cry, eh? Turn off the pain receptors if you want- He said, mixing the colors in his backpack.

Drill was just about to turn off his pain receptors so that he could relax and take a nap while Niji did his job, buTWAITASECONDISTHATACHALLENGE????!!!

"What the hell, man? Do you take me for a pussy? I’ve taken katana blades to the chassis, goddamit! A tattoo ain’t gonna make me cry! Just do it!"

Jolting to the change of mood of the mech, Niji stared at him puzzled with the tattoo machine in mid-air -…it was just a suggestion. I had several Leaguer who started crying while I was working, and one is also passed out- He sighed, shrugging -But it’s your choice. Now stay still…- He added, beginning the outline.

"Heh. Must’ve been pussies with low pain tolerance. I’m a soldier. Been one for years. You’re saying little needles in my plating are gonna make me cry and pass out? Don’t make me laugh!" Drill grins self-confidently, even though in the back of his mind a tiny little voice whispers "this is a bad idea".

When Niji begins working on his shoulder, at first Drill is quite relaxed. But then he slowly starts to realize that it stings, and it stings pretty bad. But meh, it’s not “I have been stabbed to death” bad. No biggie. Ouch tho.

-I did warn you. Now it’s too late to turn off the pain sensors- Niji sighed, keeping to work despite the mech tremble at each touch -Want some music? Maybe it can distract you…- Having said that, he turned on the radio that erupted into loud rock music.

[Wait, is that Metallica?! FUCK YEAH! That’s his favorite Earth band! Still, the music would’ve been much, MUCH more enjoyable if the flames of hell weren’t currently licking his shoulder plating. Okay. Calm down. Calm the fuck down. Focus on the music. That’s right. Focus on the motherfucking music and not on the stinging that’s getting progressively worse with each passing second. FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STAY CALM! Are you going to start bawling like those sissies? GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PUSSY! Look, you spineless fuck, it’s “Seek&Destroy”, your favorite song! Focus on it and tough it out!]

At the first glance it would appear that Drill is chilling. However, it’s actually taking all of his willpower and self control to appear that calm. For the sake of his stupid pride he doesn’t make a single noise and tries his damnedest to stay still, only flinching occasionally when Niji’s tattoo machine hits a sensitive spot. By the time Niji is finally done Drill’s mind is hazy and he keeps seeing a green elephant calf with a trumpet in the place of the Tattoo Leaguer. As soon as he feels the agonizing process stop and his vision clears up, he dashes out of the tattoo shop at an unimaginable speed. Seconds later, a loud “FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!” can be heard, followed by a sound of something breaking into tiny pieces. A few moments later Drill shows up at Niji’s doorstep again, looking much better and examining his new tattoo.

"This thing looks badass! Thanks man, I just knew you were good at this! So…How much does it cost? Oh shitfuckle, I don’t have any Earth cash on me…Can I pay you in funny oil? I’ve got lots of that stuff!"

Niji barely had the time to finish the tattoo and turn off the machine, that’s kind of a blue tornado swept over him dashing out of the store. And was stunned by the scream that followed shortly after. The multi color Leaguer waited patiently, cleaning his tools and putting in place the study; and shortly after he saw the big mech coming back. -Hey, welcome back- He smiled, glad that now Drill Crasher seemed more relaxed -Yes, I have done a good job: the yellow stands out really well with the blue and the red. Oh, don’t worry for the payment. the first work it’s always free here, but some Funny Oil is welcome-

*Somebody is knocking REALLY FUCKING HARD on the door of Niji's Leaguer Tatoo shop*

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-I’m coming, I’m coming! There’s no need to break down the door!- The multi colored Leaguer shouted, arriving at the door. But before opening, he wanted to make sure of who was on the other side -Who is it? Friend or foe?-

"Uh…Friend, I guess~" a gruff voice answers from behind the door

-GZ? Is that you?- Niji joked hearing the voice, before taking the magnetic key from a compartment of his armor and open the door.

The door opens to reveal this magnificent fuck.

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"Who the hell is GZ? My name is Drill Crasher!"

Craning his neck backwards, Niji observed the immense blue mech, not knowing whether to be more surprised by the size or the drills that decorated the shoulders and head (or rather…the head was a real drill).
But despite the initial amazement, the Tattoo Leaguer pulled himself together and decided to be nice and polite as he was always with every mech. -Uh…Sorry, I thought it was someone I know… In any case, I’m Niji, nice to meet Drill Crasher- He smiled, stretching out his hand.

The strongman of the Battle Hackers gave Niji’s hand a careful shake, doing his best not to squish the smaller mech’s fingers. 

"Nice to meet you too, little guy!" Drill grins, "Now let’s get down to business. You tattoo Iron Lobsters, right? I guess you should be able to work your magic on a mech like me!"

-Iron Lob…?- Niji looked at him puzzled, before laughing -You mean Iron Leaguer! For a moment I thought you were talking about mechanical crustaceans!- After the laugh, the Leaguer took a deep breath and puffed out his chest proudly -Yes, I tattooed the Leaguer who visit my shop. And, except for the size, I do not think it’s a problem work on you-

"Then it’s all settled! Now be a pal and tattoo me," Drill points at his right shoulder plate, "I want a tat here. Something manly and badass that’ll help me strike fear into my enemies!"

-Well, there is no problem- Niji smiled, before getting serious and look at the door of the shop -Maybe there is a little problem…Can you go around the building? On the back there is a door wider, so you can go without getting stuck-

"Wait, am I too big for the door?" Drill examines the door closely and after a while concludes that it is indeed too narrow for him to fit through it. "Oops~" he rubs the back of his head sheepishly before exiting the door and entering the building from the other side a few moments later. "Yo! Quite a roomy shop you got there! It looks like a place that offers a good quality service! I expect a good tattoo, Niji!"

-Thanks for the compliments. In fact I am very proud of how I fixed this place, if I think that was previously an abandoned warehouse- Niji smiled with a slight blush on his cheek -So, did you already something in mind for the tattoo, except that it should strike fear in your enemies?- He asked to Drill Crasher, while he hooked the backpack with the airbrush on his back.

"Nah, no clue about that. Feel free to take creative liberty with the tattoo. I dunno, but I’ve got this gut feeling that’s telling me to trust ya. And I’m the kind of guy that believes in my gut feeling! So go ahead! Tat me and make it a good one!"

-Pfff, you’re a really strange and funny mech, you know?- Niji chuckled, bringing closer his chair for work -Your aft on the floor, then. Or I can’t reach your shoulder. And for the tattoo since you have those drills, how about a really, really angry bee?-

"Yes sir!" Drill grins, sitting down on the floor so that the Leaguer could have easier access to his shoulder. "A bee? Nah! When I fight, i don’t leave my guts inside my enemy’s body and then fuckin’ die afterwards! I leave my enemy’s guts outside of their body and then party hard! The Earth insect theme is cool tho. A human friend of mine told me about those badass mofos called "Japanese Giant Hornets”. Maybe one of those would do!”

-A wasp, mh?- Niji lit his visor, connected to the network, looking for a picture of that insect -Is even better than a simple bee! Ok, let’s begin, then. But do not start to cry, eh? Turn off the pain receptors if you want- He said, mixing the colors in his backpack.

Drill was just about to turn off his pain receptors so that he could relax and take a nap while Niji did his job, buTWAITASECONDISTHATACHALLENGE????!!!

"What the hell, man? Do you take me for a pussy? I’ve taken katana blades to the chassis, goddamit! A tattoo ain’t gonna make me cry! Just do it!"

Jolting to the change of mood of the mech, Niji stared at him puzzled with the tattoo machine in mid-air -…it was just a suggestion. I had several Leaguer who started crying while I was working, and one is also passed out- He sighed, shrugging -But it’s your choice. Now stay still…- He added, beginning the outline.

"Heh. Must’ve been pussies with low pain tolerance. I’m a soldier. Been one for years. You’re saying little needles in my plating are gonna make me cry and pass out? Don’t make me laugh!" Drill grins self-confidently, even though in the back of his mind a tiny little voice whispers "this is a bad idea".

When Niji begins working on his shoulder, at first Drill is quite relaxed. But then he slowly starts to realize that it stings, and it stings pretty bad. But meh, it’s not “I have been stabbed to death” bad. No biggie. Ouch tho.

-I did warn you. Now it’s too late to turn off the pain sensors- Niji sighed, keeping to work despite the mech tremble at each touch -Want some music? Maybe it can distract you…- Having said that, he turned on the radio that erupted into loud rock music.

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29. We can’t go out in the same outfit! Go change!

The multi colored Leaguer looked with a mixture of embarrassment and regret the 4 mechanical dinosaurs, covered with green and magenta paint. Squeezing the bridge of his nose and shooking his head, he muttered -Please… This attempt to imitate me is pathetic…-

 

"Dude, chill, we’re not imitating you!" Headdar assured Niji, "We didn’t paint ourselves on purpose!"

"We were playing paintball." Abalar pipes in

"With Garzack." Leggar sighs, shaking his head and obviously regretting his actions.

"Worst. Idea. Ever." Taildar finishes.

-Paintball?- Raising an optic ridge, Niji leaned closer and wiped his hand on a patch of paint on the nearest dinosaur, Taildar -Yuck, the poorest paint on the market. You can not remain like this: I have a water hose in the backyard-

"YOU’RE GONNA HELP US GET THIS ICKY PAINT OFF? WOWEE, YOU SURE ARE A GREAT GUY!" the entire team hollers in unison

-Man, you guys are really noisy!- He covered his audio sensors, pointing with his helmet to follow him on the back of the shop.

"SORRY!" they yell out, following Niji to the back of the shop like a gaggle of geese.

(a gaggle of geese X°°°D )

Reached the back yard, Niji retrieved the water hose, along with some sponges and several packs of detergent -Ok, who is the first?-

Having heard Niji’s question, the dinosaur mechs act like mature and responsible adults and immediately start a big messy tussle over the chance to get washed first. Their mun prays to Eggplant God for your sanity, Niji!

The multi color Leaguer began to tap his foot on the ground, watching the unpleasant scene before him. Sighing, he pressed the hose under his feet, while opening up the water; the tube swelled dramatically, until Niji not freed the water directing it towards the four dinosaurs.

The cold spray cooled down the four hotheads and left them in a  shivering pile of tangled limbs. Now, instead of fighting, the mechs were desperately huddling together for warmth.

"C-c-cold!" Headdar chokes out, squishing Taildar, Abalar and Leggar against his body. "W-why d-d-didn’t you w-w-w-warn us that it’s g-g—going to b-be s-s-so c-c-c-cold?"

(aaaaaw)

-Sorry, but there is no hot water knob here- He sighed, closing the water and grabbing a sponge -Ok, now come one at a time that I will help to clean all traces of paint-

"AWWWWW MAAAAAAAN!" the pile of derps collectively groans. Now that they know that their "bath" is going to be freezing cold, they’re not fighting over their turns to get washed, but rather waiting for one of them to muster enough courage to go first. After much hesitation, Headdar decides to play fearless leader. Untangling himself from the messy pile, he bravely faces the Hose Of Doom.

"Let ‘er rip!" he exclaims, though his facial expression says "SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME!"

(Alu, they’re not dinosaurs. They’re just mechs with some dinosaur-like parts. However, they combine into a giant T-Rex when it’s time to kick ass. Here’s a picture of these derps. Headdar is purple and horny, Taildar is the light blue dude with a beak, Abalar is the one witha  face that looks slightly like a skull, and Leggar is the one with the yellow eyes )image

(well, I've never seen the show, so I do not have the slightest idea of how the characters are ;) )

-It’s not so cold- He sighed, opening again the water and making it splash by pressing his thumb on the nozzle -And you’re big and strong, you can not be afraid of some water!-

*Somebody is knocking REALLY FUCKING HARD on the door of Niji's Leaguer Tatoo shop*

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-I’m coming, I’m coming! There’s no need to break down the door!- The multi colored Leaguer shouted, arriving at the door. But before opening, he wanted to make sure of who was on the other side -Who is it? Friend or foe?-

"Uh…Friend, I guess~" a gruff voice answers from behind the door

-GZ? Is that you?- Niji joked hearing the voice, before taking the magnetic key from a compartment of his armor and open the door.

The door opens to reveal this magnificent fuck.

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"Who the hell is GZ? My name is Drill Crasher!"

Craning his neck backwards, Niji observed the immense blue mech, not knowing whether to be more surprised by the size or the drills that decorated the shoulders and head (or rather…the head was a real drill).
But despite the initial amazement, the Tattoo Leaguer pulled himself together and decided to be nice and polite as he was always with every mech. -Uh…Sorry, I thought it was someone I know… In any case, I’m Niji, nice to meet Drill Crasher- He smiled, stretching out his hand.

The strongman of the Battle Hackers gave Niji’s hand a careful shake, doing his best not to squish the smaller mech’s fingers. 

"Nice to meet you too, little guy!" Drill grins, "Now let’s get down to business. You tattoo Iron Lobsters, right? I guess you should be able to work your magic on a mech like me!"

-Iron Lob…?- Niji looked at him puzzled, before laughing -You mean Iron Leaguer! For a moment I thought you were talking about mechanical crustaceans!- After the laugh, the Leaguer took a deep breath and puffed out his chest proudly -Yes, I tattooed the Leaguer who visit my shop. And, except for the size, I do not think it’s a problem work on you-

"Then it’s all settled! Now be a pal and tattoo me," Drill points at his right shoulder plate, "I want a tat here. Something manly and badass that’ll help me strike fear into my enemies!"

-Well, there is no problem- Niji smiled, before getting serious and look at the door of the shop -Maybe there is a little problem…Can you go around the building? On the back there is a door wider, so you can go without getting stuck-

"Wait, am I too big for the door?" Drill examines the door closely and after a while concludes that it is indeed too narrow for him to fit through it. "Oops~" he rubs the back of his head sheepishly before exiting the door and entering the building from the other side a few moments later. "Yo! Quite a roomy shop you got there! It looks like a place that offers a good quality service! I expect a good tattoo, Niji!"

-Thanks for the compliments. In fact I am very proud of how I fixed this place, if I think that was previously an abandoned warehouse- Niji smiled with a slight blush on his cheek -So, did you already something in mind for the tattoo, except that it should strike fear in your enemies?- He asked to Drill Crasher, while he hooked the backpack with the airbrush on his back.

"Nah, no clue about that. Feel free to take creative liberty with the tattoo. I dunno, but I’ve got this gut feeling that’s telling me to trust ya. And I’m the kind of guy that believes in my gut feeling! So go ahead! Tat me and make it a good one!"

-Pfff, you’re a really strange and funny mech, you know?- Niji chuckled, bringing closer his chair for work -Your aft on the floor, then. Or I can’t reach your shoulder. And for the tattoo since you have those drills, how about a really, really angry bee?-

"Yes sir!" Drill grins, sitting down on the floor so that the Leaguer could have easier access to his shoulder. "A bee? Nah! When I fight, i don’t leave my guts inside my enemy’s body and then fuckin’ die afterwards! I leave my enemy’s guts outside of their body and then party hard! The Earth insect theme is cool tho. A human friend of mine told me about those badass mofos called "Japanese Giant Hornets”. Maybe one of those would do!”

-A wasp, mh?- Niji lit his visor, connected to the network, looking for a picture of that insect -Is even better than a simple bee! Ok, let’s begin, then. But do not start to cry, eh? Turn off the pain receptors if you want- He said, mixing the colors in his backpack.

Drill was just about to turn off his pain receptors so that he could relax and take a nap while Niji did his job, buTWAITASECONDISTHATACHALLENGE????!!!

"What the hell, man? Do you take me for a pussy? I’ve taken katana blades to the chassis, goddamit! A tattoo ain’t gonna make me cry! Just do it!"

Jolting to the change of mood of the mech, Niji stared at him puzzled with the tattoo machine in mid-air -…it was just a suggestion. I had several Leaguer who started crying while I was working, and one is also passed out- He sighed, shrugging -But it’s your choice. Now stay still…- He added, beginning the outline.

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29. We can’t go out in the same outfit! Go change!

The multi colored Leaguer looked with a mixture of embarrassment and regret the 4 mechanical dinosaurs, covered with green and magenta paint. Squeezing the bridge of his nose and shooking his head, he muttered -Please… This attempt to imitate me is pathetic…-

 

"Dude, chill, we’re not imitating you!" Headdar assured Niji, "We didn’t paint ourselves on purpose!"

"We were playing paintball." Abalar pipes in

"With Garzack." Leggar sighs, shaking his head and obviously regretting his actions.

"Worst. Idea. Ever." Taildar finishes.

-Paintball?- Raising an optic ridge, Niji leaned closer and wiped his hand on a patch of paint on the nearest dinosaur, Taildar -Yuck, the poorest paint on the market. You can not remain like this: I have a water hose in the backyard-

"YOU’RE GONNA HELP US GET THIS ICKY PAINT OFF? WOWEE, YOU SURE ARE A GREAT GUY!" the entire team hollers in unison

-Man, you guys are really noisy!- He covered his audio sensors, pointing with his helmet to follow him on the back of the shop.

"SORRY!" they yell out, following Niji to the back of the shop like a gaggle of geese.

(a gaggle of geese X°°°D )

Reached the back yard, Niji retrieved the water hose, along with some sponges and several packs of detergent -Ok, who is the first?-

Having heard Niji’s question, the dinosaur mechs act like mature and responsible adults and immediately start a big messy tussle over the chance to get washed first. Their mun prays to Eggplant God for your sanity, Niji!

The multi color Leaguer began to tap his foot on the ground, watching the unpleasant scene before him. Sighing, he pressed the hose under his feet, while opening up the water; the tube swelled dramatically, until Niji not freed the water directing it towards the four dinosaurs.

The cold spray cooled down the four hotheads and left them in a  shivering pile of tangled limbs. Now, instead of fighting, the mechs were desperately huddling together for warmth.

"C-c-cold!" Headdar chokes out, squishing Taildar, Abalar and Leggar against his body. "W-why d-d-didn’t you w-w-w-warn us that it’s g-g—going to b-be s-s-so c-c-c-cold?"

(aaaaaw)

-Sorry, but there is no hot water knob here- He sighed, closing the water and grabbing a sponge -Ok, now come one at a time that I will help to clean all traces of paint-

Four adorkable dinos sent you a ♒

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29. We can’t go out in the same outfit! Go change!

The multi colored Leaguer looked with a mixture of embarrassment and regret the 4 mechanical dinosaurs, covered with green and magenta paint. Squeezing the bridge of his nose and shooking his head, he muttered -Please… This attempt to imitate me is pathetic…-

 

"Dude, chill, we’re not imitating you!" Headdar assured Niji, "We didn’t paint ourselves on purpose!"

"We were playing paintball." Abalar pipes in

"With Garzack." Leggar sighs, shaking his head and obviously regretting his actions.

"Worst. Idea. Ever." Taildar finishes.

-Paintball?- Raising an optic ridge, Niji leaned closer and wiped his hand on a patch of paint on the nearest dinosaur, Taildar -Yuck, the poorest paint on the market. You can not remain like this: I have a water hose in the backyard-

"YOU’RE GONNA HELP US GET THIS ICKY PAINT OFF? WOWEE, YOU SURE ARE A GREAT GUY!" the entire team hollers in unison

-Man, you guys are really noisy!- He covered his audio sensors, pointing with his helmet to follow him on the back of the shop.

"SORRY!" they yell out, following Niji to the back of the shop like a gaggle of geese.

(a gaggle of geese X°°°D )

Reached the back yard, Niji retrieved the water hose, along with some sponges and several packs of detergent -Ok, who is the first?-

Having heard Niji’s question, the dinosaur mechs act like mature and responsible adults and immediately start a big messy tussle over the chance to get washed first. Their mun prays to Eggplant God for your sanity, Niji!

The multi color Leaguer began to tap his foot on the ground, watching the unpleasant scene before him. Sighing, he pressed the hose under his feet, while opening up the water; the tube swelled dramatically, until Niji not freed the water directing it towards the four dinosaurs.

*Somebody is knocking REALLY FUCKING HARD on the door of Niji's Leaguer Tatoo shop*

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-I’m coming, I’m coming! There’s no need to break down the door!- The multi colored Leaguer shouted, arriving at the door. But before opening, he wanted to make sure of who was on the other side -Who is it? Friend or foe?-

"Uh…Friend, I guess~" a gruff voice answers from behind the door

-GZ? Is that you?- Niji joked hearing the voice, before taking the magnetic key from a compartment of his armor and open the door.

The door opens to reveal this magnificent fuck.

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"Who the hell is GZ? My name is Drill Crasher!"

Craning his neck backwards, Niji observed the immense blue mech, not knowing whether to be more surprised by the size or the drills that decorated the shoulders and head (or rather…the head was a real drill).
But despite the initial amazement, the Tattoo Leaguer pulled himself together and decided to be nice and polite as he was always with every mech. -Uh…Sorry, I thought it was someone I know… In any case, I’m Niji, nice to meet Drill Crasher- He smiled, stretching out his hand.

The strongman of the Battle Hackers gave Niji’s hand a careful shake, doing his best not to squish the smaller mech’s fingers. 

"Nice to meet you too, little guy!" Drill grins, "Now let’s get down to business. You tattoo Iron Lobsters, right? I guess you should be able to work your magic on a mech like me!"

-Iron Lob…?- Niji looked at him puzzled, before laughing -You mean Iron Leaguer! For a moment I thought you were talking about mechanical crustaceans!- After the laugh, the Leaguer took a deep breath and puffed out his chest proudly -Yes, I tattooed the Leaguer who visit my shop. And, except for the size, I do not think it’s a problem work on you-

"Then it’s all settled! Now be a pal and tattoo me," Drill points at his right shoulder plate, "I want a tat here. Something manly and badass that’ll help me strike fear into my enemies!"

-Well, there is no problem- Niji smiled, before getting serious and look at the door of the shop -Maybe there is a little problem…Can you go around the building? On the back there is a door wider, so you can go without getting stuck-

"Wait, am I too big for the door?" Drill examines the door closely and after a while concludes that it is indeed too narrow for him to fit through it. "Oops~" he rubs the back of his head sheepishly before exiting the door and entering the building from the other side a few moments later. "Yo! Quite a roomy shop you got there! It looks like a place that offers a good quality service! I expect a good tattoo, Niji!"

-Thanks for the compliments. In fact I am very proud of how I fixed this place, if I think that was previously an abandoned warehouse- Niji smiled with a slight blush on his cheek -So, did you already something in mind for the tattoo, except that it should strike fear in your enemies?- He asked to Drill Crasher, while he hooked the backpack with the airbrush on his back.

"Nah, no clue about that. Feel free to take creative liberty with the tattoo. I dunno, but I’ve got this gut feeling that’s telling me to trust ya. And I’m the kind of guy that believes in my gut feeling! So go ahead! Tat me and make it a good one!"

-Pfff, you’re a really strange and funny mech, you know?- Niji chuckled, bringing closer his chair for work -Your aft on the floor, then. Or I can’t reach your shoulder. And for the tattoo since you have those drills, how about a really, really angry bee?-

"Yes sir!" Drill grins, sitting down on the floor so that the Leaguer could have easier access to his shoulder. "A bee? Nah! When I fight, i don’t leave my guts inside my enemy’s body and then fuckin’ die afterwards! I leave my enemy’s guts outside of their body and then party hard! The Earth insect theme is cool tho. A human friend of mine told me about those badass mofos called "Japanese Giant Hornets”. Maybe one of those would do!”

-A wasp, mh?- Niji lit his visor, connected to the network, looking for a picture of that insect -Is even better than a simple bee! Ok, let’s begin, then. But do not start to cry, eh? Turn off the pain receptors if you want- He said, mixing the colors in his backpack.